!JOKEPIERFly in the soup3A man asked for a meal in a restaurant. The waiter brought the food and put it on the table. After a moment, the man called the waiter and said:“Waiter! Waiter! There’s a fly (苍蝇) in my ……

and the man jumped out of his seat quickly. “WHAT? I ASKED YOU TO WAKE ME UP IN BALTIMORE!” “Oh boy! He looks mad!” a man behind him said to his wife. “He looks as mad as that waiter they carried off ……

A man in a restaurant asked a waiter for a juice glass, a dinner plate, water, a match, and a thick slice of lemon. The man poured enough water onto the plate to cover it.“If you can get the water ……

A man in a restaurant asked a waiter for a glass, a dinner plate, water, a match, and a lemon wedge (楔形物). The man poured enough water onto the plate to cover it. “If you can get the water ……

(汤).The waiter put the soup down in front of him and stood back to watch him enjoy it. But the man just sat there. “Is there something wrong?” the waiter asked.“I can’t eat this soup,” the man ……

No differenceONCE a man took a drink from his cup and then said to the waiter: "Waiter, is this tea or coffee?" The waiter said: "Can't you tell the difference, sir, by the taste?" "No," the man said ……

get for you?Man: How much is a cup of tea?Waiter: One dollar and 50 cents (美分).Man: And sugar (糖)?Waiter: We do not sell sugar. It’s free.Man: Good. Please bring me one cup of tea and 2 kilograms ……

Man: I want to know if the milk is fresh.Waiter: Fresh? Two hours ago, it was grass.JOKEPIER ……

. “There is no food we can’t make for you!” “Excuse me sir,” said a man with a heavy Russian accent (口音) to the waiter, “I would like a garden salad with Russian dressing (调料).”The waiter told ……

stove can save half of the coal, if I buy two, no coal will be needed!"What's the difference?A MAN... and the white-plate special?" he asked the waiter."The white-plate special is ten cents extra (外加 ……

听两遍,选择正确答案。1. The waiter refused to serve the man a drink because _____.A. the man was already drunk B. the man didn’t ask politely C. the waiter was just going to leave2. How did the man feel when ……

A MAN was studying the menu at a roadside restaurant."What's the difference between the blue-plate special and the white-plate special?" he asked the waiter."The white-plate special is ten cents ……

the manager charged plus the US$2 the waiter kept.Or, you can think of it this way: Add up the manager's US... questions can help you make fun use of your spare time!A little girl asks her mother, "Can I go outside ……

: “This card belongs to a man who can run ten miles an hour. I shall not come back.”Mummy2Son: Daddy, have...伊) then?(Mummy has a double meaning. It can also mean mom.)Pancakes3Customer: Waiter. Will the pancakes be long ……

, "Why do you ask?""Because I just bit my tongue! "A winning mealA MAN asked the waiter in a restaurant: " Waiter, this lobster (龙虾) has only one claw (爪子)." "I'm sorry, sir. It must have been ……