大象看牙记大象看牙记    Uli is an African elephant. He lives in a zoo in the UK. During a health check, zookeepers found a small hole in Uli’s tusk. The poor big guy had to visit a dentist ……

A MAN is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor."Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night.""Have you tried counting sheep?""That's the problem. I always make mistakes. Then I have ……

A MAN is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor."Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night.""Have you tried counting sheep?""That's the problem. I make a mistake and then have ……

A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with a girl. The bus driver has to go on a long bus trip that will last a week. Before he goes, he gives the girl seven apples. Why?ANSWER: An apple a day ……

's amazed with what he can do except Smith, an angry old man.One day, Smith goes to the "miracle doctor... goes home angry.One month later, Smith goes back to the doctor with a new problem. "Doc," he begins ……

Have you ever seen a doctor?A MAN goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist (接待员) asks him why he... ever seen a doctor?” The man replies: “No, just spots.”Father's helpTeacher: DID your father help you ……

穷人和一枚硬币A poor man goes to see a doctor.“Doctor,” he says. “Please help me. I swallowed (吞下) a coin about a month ago.”“Why didn’t you come to me sooner (早一点)?” asks the doctor. “Well,” answers ……

Tom is always late for work. His boss4 is very angry with him. Tom goes to his doctor. His doctor gives him a pill5 and tells him to take it before going to bed. Tom sleeps well and goes to work ……

谁治好了史蒂夫的心病？Steve goes to a doctor. “Doctor, I’ve got trouble (问题). Every time I get into bed, I... the doctor. “How much do you charge (收费)?” “A hundred dollars a visit.” “I’ll think about it,” says Steve ……

. He goes to see a doctor. The doctorweighs(称体重) him. Then he says, "You are too heavy. You must lose.... Then call and tell me how much you weigh." Jack goes home and does what the doctor told him. One hundred ……

in the water. 3. Uli doesn’t like anything long and thin.  3. Uli doesn’t like ……

Snail storyA turtle runs over a snail on the road. The snail goes to see a doctor. Doctor: How did that happen? Snail: I really can’t remember. You see, it all happened so fast.Sooner or laterMary ……

that?Students A:It's snowing outside!What's wrong with me?A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever Itouch(触摸), ithurts(疼)." The doctor asks, "What do you mean?" The man says, "When I touch my ……

失眠时数到一千就真的能睡着么？
. The next day the man goes back to the doctor's office. "Well," says the doctor, "How are you today?" "Well.... After some time, he fallsill(生病).Every night, when he goes to bed, he closes his eyes and tries to sleep ……

goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.”The doctor asks... touch my knee – OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.”The doctor says ……