of choice – a dog, a cat, a bird or a goldfish in a bowl?Well, it looks like the dog is still man’s best friend. A new survey done in the US shows that as many as 52.5 million households own at least one ……

Man: Get down, please! You naughty (淘气的) cat!Cat: Don’t worry, my dear! Don’t you think your hat is ugly?Man: So what?Cat: Now I will be your hat! It must be the most modern (最时髦的) hat in the world ……

Catch the mouseWoman: What will you do to get the mouse out of the well (井)?Man: I'll throw the cat into the well.JOKEPIERName of the other legJim: My friend says she knows a man with a wooden leg ……

it to consciousness".Anyone for dog dancing?It has long been known that the dog is man's best friend, but a Dutch dog trainer is taking that relationship one step further, by offering "doggy dancing ……

It's not my ear1A MAN lost his ear in an accident and asked his friend to help him look for it. After a while, his friend found an ear, but the man said, “That’s not my ear; mine had a pencil behind ……

如何找到回家的路？A MAN hated his wife’s cat. One day he drove 20km from his home and left the cat... right. Hours later the man calls his wife: “Jen, is the cat at home?”“Yes”, the wife answers, “why do ……

如何找到回家的路A man hates1 his wife’s cat. One day he drives 20km from his home. He leaves the cat... later the man calls his wife: “Jen, is the cat at home?” “Yes,” the wife answers, “Why do you ask?” “I’m ……

would have to worry about my food.— Zhsxjoci, 17, via e-mail Man: Hey, cat, would you like... and address. The best ideas will be published on this page in two weeks.Winners for the picture belowMan ……

谁是今年最漂亮的小猫？
LOOK at the two cats. One is as white as snow. The other is as black as the night sky. They are at the International Cat Show. It is in the west of Belarus (白俄罗斯). People want to find the best cat ……

two wheels. How can you be faster than me?Man: Oh, my friend, don’t you know there is a thing called... the finish line!— By Sun Xiaoquan of Jinan, ShandongWhat are the man and the cat doing? What do you think ……

What are the cat and the man saying to each other? Write in to share your funny ideas about... name, age and address. The best ideas will be published on this page in two weeks. ……

with holes in the top.“What’s in your box?” asked the friend.“A cat,” answered Mrs Brown.“Why are you... will catch them.”“But the mice are only imaginary (虚构的),” said the friend.“So is the cat,” whispered ……

it as punctuation. Hanging up the phone? “Goodbye, I love you!” Showering a friend with praise? “That’s such a beautiful picture. Man, I love you!” Simply want to thank someone for helping you out? Don ……

字母a发音/ae/Dan is a man.He has a cat.The cat is Sam.Dan is mad.Dan is mad at Sam.Dan has a hat.And Sam sat on the hat.Have a go区别以下单词中字母a的发音。ask cake past make cat hat发音/a:/：____________________ 发音/ae ……

CAT lovers often try to make their pets happy by hugging or stroking (轻抚) them. But watch out... space and peace over being petted by their owners. So when cats are unhappy, the best way to calm ……