." Jack stands up and says, "I'm your mother. You are my son. He is your father."All the students laugh.... You are my student. He is your classmate."His mother says, "No, dear. I am your mother. You are my ……

you very much! Man: No, little boy. I’m not your mother. I’m checking up on you because you fell...).Zookeeper: Now, it’s your turn.Elephant: No, I’m scared5 of it. Zookeeper: It won’t hurt. Just one ……

father. B: I’m not. I’m her mother.A big, hard taskA: Why are you crying? B: The elephant is dead (死了). A: Was he your pet? B: No, but I’m the one who must dig his grave (挖坟墓). ……

, sir. I didn't know that you were her father. B: I'm not. I'm her mother.JOKEPIER...Why are you crying?A: Why are you crying? B: The elephant is dead. A: Was he your pet? B: No, but I ……

was swimming in the water.Mother: Do you know how worried I am?Son: Sorry, Mom.Mother: There is something on your mouth. Let me see. (Then the mother gives the son a big kiss.)Mother: This is your ……

The smallest cowMy name is Swallow. I’m the smallest cow in the world. I’m only 0.8 meters tall. But I’m a good mother. I have nine sons and daughters. ……

. Hi! I'm Yuanyuan!I'm a girl. My birthday is August 31, 2004.My mother's name is Leilei. My father's name is LinLin.Hi! I'm Tuantuan!I'm a boy. My birthday is September 1, 2004.My mother's name ……

, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her father. B: I’m not. I’m her MOTHER.What to give...A good teacher mattersTeacher: When I was your age, I learned very quickly and was not as slow ……

the young man, "can I help you?""Yes," she says, "I''m leaving. Can you say ‘Goodbye, mother''? I''ll feel... can that be?" he asks, "I only got a few things.""Your mother says you''ll pay for her," says ……

Question: What did the Zero say to the Eight?Answer: “Nice belt (带子)!”I’m just like you, Mom!Mother... home late. I’m you. ……

daughter.""Oh, forgive me,"apologized(道歉) the man. "I didn't know you were her mother.""I'm...I'm her fatherA serious-looking gentleman was upset at the dress of some young people on the street ……

I’m a wife, a mother, a daughter, a sister, a cousin, a niece, and an aunt... that’s only 23 pounds per woman! ……

,” said the boy. “I’m hungry. Mother said we won’t be having dinner until you leave.”...A mother's tongueA CAT and her four kittensran into(碰上) a large dog. The little cats were afraid ……

HELLO, everybody! I'm Wendy from Lianyungang. I live by the big blue sea. My grand grandparents said that the Monkey King was born there. So I think Lianyungang is amagical(神奇的) city and I'm ……

’s my daughter.A: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her father.B: I’m not. I’m her mother.Laziest in classFather: Well, Tom, I asked your teacher something about you today, and now I ……