醉汉找表One night, a man meets a drunk (醉汉). The drunk is looking for (寻找) something under a streetlight (路灯). “What are you looking for?” the man asks the drunk. “I lost my watch,” the drunk says ……

A VERY drunk man comes out of a bar and sees another very drunk man.He looks up to the sky and says: “Is that the sun or the moon?”The other drunk man answers: “I don’t know. I’m a stranger here ……

醉汉找表。ONE night, a man was on his way home when he met a drunk (醉汉). The drunk was on his hands and knees (膝盖), looking for something under a streetlight. The man asked the drunk what he was looking ……

我可不是那么好骗的！There was a blind beggar (乞丐). He wore sunglasses and asked for money. A drunk (喝醉了的) man walked by and gave him $100.After walking a few steps, the drunk man turned around and saw ……

like a blind man. A drunk (喝醉的) man walks by and gives him 100 yuan. The drunk man continues (继续) to walk. Then, he looks back. The “blind” beggar is looking at the money carefully! The drunk man ……

. In the Trojan War, Odysseus is the man who uses the wooden horse as a trick. After the war, Odysseus sets off... of the men, but finally Odysseus tricks the monster. He gets the Cyclops drunk, then blinds him in his ……

. In the Trojan War, Odysseus is the man who uses the wooden horse as a trick. After the war, Odysseus sets... of the men, but finally Odysseus tricks the monster. He gets the Cyclops drunk, then blinds him ……

father’s stead.Cersei: I would like to know how you tricked father into this. Tyrion: If I were... tricked his friends into paying for his dinner. (他忽悠他朋友给他的晚餐买了单。)You brought this on yourself指“这是 ……

ROUEN, France — A Frenchman who had drunk too much left his six-month-old daughter in the pouring...'s mother. The man was arrested for parental neglect. He spent several hours sobering up in jail. ……

WHEN some Americans answered questions on camera by a man claiming to be a foreign journalist from... in his interviews with a variety of everyday Americans.When Borat asks drunk college students ……

. A drunk stumbles out the door and promptly falls on his back.He lies on the ground with his eyes closed...."Yeah, I did," says the officer."Do you know who I am?" the drunk asks."No," comes the reply."Well ……

over there. If I say there are four policemen over there, then I am drunk. A drunk man can’t walk... is interested in all kinds of things. He is always asking his father questions. “Dad, what does the word ‘drunk ……

with no number. I noticed an old man gardening at the first house on the block."Excuse me," I said to him. "Are you Number One?" He smiled and replied: "My wife thinks so!"JOKEPIERCar troubleA DRUNK (醉汉 ……

does the word ‘drunk’(喝醉酒的) mean?” he asks.“Well, my dear son,” his father replies (回答), “look, there are two policemen over there. If I say there are four policemen over there, then I am drunk. A drunk ……

听两遍,选择正确答案。1. The waiter refused to serve the man a drink because _____.A. the man was already drunk B. the man didn’t ask politely C. the waiter was just going to leave2. How did the man feel when ……