YOU’RE writing an e-mail to a group of friends – both guys and girls. You’re trying to come up... of girls.”So about that e-mail. Go ahead and use “Hey, guys!” if you wish, but you’re on your own ……

: Is it a real dog or a statue? Let me touch it. The dog: You better not, boy!— Zheng Yuanyuan of Zunyi, Guizhou The boy: One finger, or two?The dog: Umm…two!The boy: OK. You’re drunk. — Yan Yuze of Xiamen ……

(可怕的)!Boy C: You're stupid. It’s Halloween (万圣节). Somebody’s playing tricks (恶作剧) in a white gown...Winners from the last pictureNote: Left to right: Boy A, B and C.Boy A: Hey guys! Are you ready?Boy ……

A: Look! What’s that? A ghost (鬼魂)?Boy B: You are right. So scary (可怕的)!Boy C: You’re stupid (愚蠢...Winners from the last pictureBoy A: Hey guys! Are you ready?Boy B&C: Yes, sir! We have enough ……

– it’s just like flying!– By Jimmy, 15, BeijingGirl: This is really silly.Boy: You’re right. Look...Boy: My slippers are falling off!Girl: Never mind – my mom will pick them up from down below ……

Charlie: What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?Snoopy: I gave it to a poor5 old woman.Charlie: You’re a good boy, here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman ……

It's Sunday tomorrowTeacher: Tom, you're late for school again. In fact, you're late every day.Tom: But I won't be late tomorrow.Teacher: Nice to hear that. But can you tell my why?Tom: Because ……

look after you and will protect you.” The little boy thought about that for a minute and then went...? If you’re out there, would you please hand me the broom?” ……

Stand up if you think you’re stupidStand up if you think you’re stupidA teacher was trying to make..., “Everyone who thinks you’re stupid (愚蠢的), stand up!” Little Johnny then stood up.She started her class ……

't worry about it. Really, Allen. Allen: Oh, my God, you know my name.Lily: You're on fire. Allen: Really? You really think so? Lily: Sorry, you're literally on fire. The candle's knocked over. Allen: Gosh ……

shyer with boys (if you're a girl) or girls (if you're a boy).When you finish,add up(加起来) all the numbers. How many have you got? If you're a boy and you get more than 33, you're a bit too shy ……

很多的。如：a knotty problem一个棘手的问题Age is a knotty issue in Dan's relationship with Susan. 年龄(差距)是丹和苏珊交往中一个棘手的问题。 ……

’t read!You’re a good boyLITTLE Robert asked his mother for two cents. “What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?” “I gave it to a poor (可怜的) old woman,” he answered. “You’re a good boy ……

Say sorry to auntA young boy turned to his aunt Mildred and said, “Wow, you’re not pretty at all... and said quietly, “Aunt Mildred, I’m sorry you’re not pretty ……

, with both the My Hero and Happy Boy talent shows airing at the same time, you're no doubt struggling to decide which button to push on the remote.Logic probably pulls you towards Happy Boy. After all ……