A: Why are you crying? B: The elephant is dead. A: Was he your pet? B: No, but I’m the one who must dig (挖掘) his grave (坟墓). ……

Why are you crying?A: Why are you crying? B: The elephant is dead. A: Was he your pet? B: No, but I..., sir. I didn't know that you were her father. B: I'm not. I'm her mother.JOKEPIER ……

.Teacher: Why did it make you late?Mike: Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time.Lost school capMom: Why are you crying, sonny?Son: My brother lost his school cap, and he hit me ……

in the street.“Why are you crying, little girl?” Jack asked. “I lost my doll,” the girl answered.... “Why are you crying again?” Jack asked the little girl. “If I hadn’t lost (没有丢失) my doll, I’d have ……

笑话由江苏连云港 贺晓娟 供稿Why are you crying?Dentist(牙医): Please stop crying. I haven't eventouched(碰) your tooth yet.Man...When you close your eyesTeacher: What is the biggest thing in the world?Jerry: Em,eyelids(眼皮), I ……

Get diggingLisa: Why are you crying?John: The elephant is dead.Lisa: Was he your pet?John: No, but I'm the one who has to dig his grave (坟墓).A nice thing to doMother: John, why is your face so red ……

or a girl? B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter. A: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her father. B: I’m not. I’m her mother.A big, hard taskA: Why are you crying? B: The elephant is dead (死了 ……

Mum! I've hurt myself!Mum: Harry, why are you crying (哭)?Harry: I cut (割破) my hand, Mum.Mum: When was that?Harry: Half an hour ago.Mum: I didn't hear you crying then.Harry: No, I thought you were out ……

was fired (被解雇)!– Pan Cake of BeijingD: Hello, little boy. What are you doing? Why are you crying?B: Oh my god! You stepped (踩) on my ice cream!– An Yidong (安益冬) of Handan, HebeiD: What’s wrong? Why can ……

why you hurt me leave me and desert meBoy I gave you all my heartAnd all you do is tear it upLooking... can't take no moreI keep on running back to youBaby I don't know why ya treatin' me so badYou said ……

(缓慢地).“Well, then why are you crying?” I asked.“She makes me delicious soup for lunch, cleans... his wife was a very good person. “Well, why are you crying?” I asked again. “For dinner she makes me ……

) a voice. He found a girl crying in the street.“Why are you crying, little girl?” Jack asked. “I’ve lost... later, Jack heard the crying again. “Why are you crying again?” Jack asked the little girl. “If I ……

Why are you crying?Mother: What are you crying for? Tommy: The teacher kept me in for something I...: Congratulations, Mr Jones. You are fine now. You don't have the delusion (幻觉). But why are you so sad ……

with vermicelli!Dog: Dude (哥儿们), why are you crying?Pig: My good friend is missing.Dog: Don’t worry...他们在说些什么？Dog: Let’s race (赛跑), OK?Pig: Sure. I can run faster than you.Dog: Don’t talk big (吹牛 ……

your grandfather.A pig and an elephantMan: Why are you crying, boy?Boy: My mom calls my dad a pig... that make me?Who stole all the pencils?Teacher: Jimmy, why aren’t you writing?Jimmy: I don’t has a pencil ……