Teacher: When do people talkleast(最少)?Student: In February.Teacher: Why?Student: Because February is the shortest month of the year. ……

Teacher: When do people talkleast(最少)?Student: In February.Teacher: Why?Student: Because February is the shortest month of the year. ……

Teacher: What is the plural (复数) of mouse?Pupil: Mice.Teacher: Good, now what's the plural of baby?Pupil: Twins! ……

Teacher: Where is your homework?Student: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school! ……

Teacher: James, where is your homework?James: I ate it.Teacher: Why?James: You said it was a piece of cake! ……

Teacher: James, where is your homework?James: I ate it.Teacher: Why?James: You said it was a piece of cake! ……

Teacher: Jimmy, what are the three words that students use most often at school?Jimmy: I don’t know ...Teacher: Right. ……

Teacher: When is your birthday?Tom: May 30.Teacher: Which year?Tom: Every year. ……

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Teacher: Draw your favorite animals.Teacher: What are you drawing?Girl: I'm drawing a cow eating grass.Teacher: Where is the cow and where is the grass?Girl: The cow eats up the grass and goes away. ……

Teacher: John, why aren’t you listening?John: But, teacher, I am listening!Teacher: If you were listening, tell me what I said.John: You said:“John, why aren’t you listening?” ……

Teacher: John, why aren’t you listening? John: But, teacher, I am listening!Teacher: If you were listening, tell me what I said. John: You said: “John, why aren’t you listening?” ……

Key: clerk, waiter, doctor, policeman, salesman, reporter, teacher ……

Teacher: What is the smallest bridge in the world?Student: The bridge of a nose. ……

Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day's school.Class: Hooray (欢呼声)!Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon. ……

this morning.Tony: What was it?Teacher: Eggs.Tony: Wrong, teacher. That was yesterday.A terrible compositionTeacher A: What a terrible composition (糟糕的作文) this is!Teacher B: What is it about?Teacher ……