for some money. The lady took a 50-yuan note out of her purse and asked, “If I give you this money... have nothing better to spend money on?” “What about shopping?” the lady asked. “No,” the beggar said ……

You are wrongTeacher: Tony, why don’t you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast... compositionTeacher A: What a terrible composition (糟糕的作文) this is!Teacher B: What is it about?Teacher ……

, the mother asked her daughter, "Do you understand what you did wrong today?""Yes," the girl replied, head hanging. "I made a mistake at school.""And what was that?" the mother continued, hoping ……

to the information below?Suspect 1:“Good morning. Do you know anything about what happened at the bank earlier today?” the detective asked the first suspect.“Yes, people were talking about it at work. I think ……

, “Mom, you know that dish? The one you were always worried that I would break?”“Yes, what about...Follow the signsTeacher: Why are you late, Joseph?Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher ……

are far too upset and worried about your son. I suggest you take medicine regularly (定期)."On her next visit the doctor asked: "Has the medicine calmed you down?""Yes," the boy’s mother answered."And how ……

asking for dining suggestions or advice about what to see, others have asked bigger questions. “I...WHAT’S your favorite search engine? Whatever your answer is, you might want to consider replacing ……

Lazy pupilHeadmaster: I’ve had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you... by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and said: “Bow-wow!” The cat ran away. “What was that, Father?” asked ……

the kitchen, "Mum, you know that dish? The one you were always worried that I would break?""Yes, what about it?" she asked."Well," Johnny said, "Your worries are over."Dad, can you hear me?LAUREN, a high ……

A DRUNKARD (醉鬼) in a bar saw a man coming in with a duck under his arm. He asked, "What are you doing with the pig?"The man said it was a duck, not a pig."I was talking to the duck, not to you ……

Adrunkard(醉鬼) in a bar saw a man coming in with a duck under his arm. He asked, "What are you doing with the pig?"The man said it was a duck, not a pig."I was talking to the duck, not to you ……

Amy: My teacher asked us to write about our personal heroes. I picked you, Dad. Father: Why?Amy: Because I couldn’t spell Arnold Schwarzenegger. ……

and knees (膝盖), looking for something under a streetlight. The man asked the drunk what he was looking... asked the drunk where he lost the watch.“About a mile (英里) away from here,” the drunk said.“Please ……

never spoken to her. I see her every day, but have pretended to be cold. What should I do? I don... not see her. I’m very confused!Ouyang MingriDear Mingri,You fear talking perhaps because you were ……

Freak outDid you hear you're been asked to give a speech tomorrow morning?Yes. I've been freaking out about it.freak out焦虑，抓狂 ……