水的) mouths. That’s because my sushi smells great. My best friend Alice once told me the smell of the sea and mountains comes out of my sushi. I also enjoy making sushi. For me, it is a piece of cake (小菜 ……

: Doctor, please tell me the truth. What are my chances of recovery (恢复)?Doctor: 100 percent! Only nine...Perhaps notCustomer: Waiter, I can't find any oysters (牡蛎) in this oyster stew (汤).Waiter: Well ……

or coffee?" The waiter said: "Can't you tell the difference, sir, by the taste?" "No," the man said, "I can't.""Well," answered the waiter, "If you can't tell the difference, what does it matter ……

1. Go and find your dadTom: Mom, please tell me a story.Mom: Sorry, I don’t have any new stories... amazing (令人惊奇的) stories.2. It will catch it Costomer: Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup! Waiter: Don ……

Man’s confusing helloJack: I lost my job today. Tom: Why? Jack: When I greeted my boss yesterday morning, he told me to “have a good day”. So I thanked him and went back home. And today I was fired ……

Not hot1Customer: Excuse me, but I saw your thumb in my soup when you were carrying it. Waitress... it on the table. After a moment, the man called the waiter and said:“Waiter! Waiter! There’s a fly (苍蝇) in my ……

restaurant, my Chinese friends tell me, tipping is out of the question. But here's the problem: any..., you yell for some service. Fuwuyuan (waiter)!You've been there, right?In my opinion, the threat ……

give me one of them? Boy: If you guess right, I’ll give you both of them!Frog in my soupCustomer: Waiter, waiter! There is a frog (青蛙) in my soup!!! Waiter: Sorry, sir. The fly (苍蝇 ……

, "Why do you ask?""Because I just bit my tongue! "A winning mealA MAN asked the waiter... in a fight," the waiter replied."Well, bring me the winner then." ……

Customer: Give me a hot dog.Waiter: With pleasure.Customer: No, with mustard (芥末). ……

: Waiter, there's a dead fly (苍蝇) in my soup (汤). What's the matter?Waiter: Let me see, sir ……

, the man called the waiter and said: "Waiter! Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!""Please don't speak so... dog to me.B: Of course not. He is a plain clothes (便衣) police dog!本笑话由河北 靳宗昊 提供Keep quiet2A man ……

)?Waiter: We do not sell sugar. It’s free.Man: Good. Please bring me one cup of tea and 2 kilograms of sugar. Sister ate the baitBoy: Last time my sister came fishing with me, I didn’t catch ( 抓住) a single ……

Hi, my name is Sushi. I am a sea lion (海狮). I love drawing. I draw with my mouth. Green and purple4 are my favorite colors. I live in the US. ……

A spelling messMary: My teacher wants me to write more clearly.Mother: That shouldn't be a problem... eats in a restaurant. After dinner, the father calls over the waiter."Yes, sir?" says the waiter."My ……