away several valuable (珍贵的) jewels. He said that the robber had his face covered and he couldn’t tell if the robber was a man or a woman. Joe ran to the scene. He found something he thought might belong ……

apple instead. Patient: Sorry, I couldn't digest (消化) that many apples.JOKEPIERA robber's EnglishA JUDGE is talking to a robber (抢劫犯) in court (法庭) but gets into difficulty because the robber ……

1.Why do birds fly south (向南方)?2.Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired (被开除)?Answers: 1. It's too far to walk. 2. Santa Clause. ……

1. Who only works one day in a year and never gets fired?2. Which side is the left side of a pie? Answer: 1. Santa Claus.2. The side that is not eaten yet. ……

.In trying to get closer to him, she accidentally gets him fired, but she promises to make it up to him. She.... Hidalgo4. 50 First Dates5. Twisted6. Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen7. The Lord of the Rings ……

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the robber. His name is John. John says: "But I'm staying in the city these days." John's friends and neighbor (邻居) also say: "John is never out of the city."The police are sure that John is the robber ……

The policeman: Don't you speak English at all?The robber: Only a few words.The policeman: What words do you know?The robber: Your purse or your life! ……

一心想喝酒的愚蠢强盗A robber (强盗) walks into a store with a gun. He asks for all of the money from the shop owner (店主). The shop owner puts the money in a bag. The robber sees a bottle of wine on the shelf1 ……

. There is a rainbow (彩虹) in the sky. Detective (侦探) Dino is very busy with his work in his office when he gets a phone call. A person wearing a mask robs a bank. The robber runs out of the bank before ……

总第289期I Spy答案：The painter is the robber because he couldn’t see the bright sunshine since it would be opposite (对面的) to the rainbow. ……

cruelty gets jail termEDWIN Deason, a 44-year-old man from Florida, US, was convicted of cruelty... way to launder moneyLAST week, an American bank robber in Ohio, learned a painful lesson — never shove ……

have? 5. Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired (被开除)? Answers:1. Your word. 2 ……

Boyd, a lonely teenage girl, joins a group of free-spirited *hippie girls and gets closer to an ……

员).After the shop assistant put the money in a bag, the robber (强盗) saw a bottle of wine... don’t believe you are over 21.”The robber said he was, but the man still refused to give it to him ……

员).After the shop assistant put the money in a bag, the robber (强盗) saw a bottle of wine... don’t believe you are over 21.”The robber said he was, but the man still refused to give it to him ……