Old man: May I sit here?Young man: No, you can't. Someone is sitting here.Young man: (points at a beautiful girl) Eh…yes. The seat is for her. She is my sister.Old man: Really? Then I am glad to see ……

A new sonOld man: May I sit here?Young man: No, you can’t. The seat is for her. She is my sister.Old man: Really? Then I am glad to see you, my new son. She is my daughter.JOKEPIEROutside ……

My new sonOld man: May I sit here?Young man: No, you can’t. The seat is for my sister.Old man: Where is your sister?Young man: Eh … there (points to a girl). She is my sister.Old man: Really? Then I ……

reading. When the woman took the first cookie, the man took one, too. She was really surprised but said nothing. “Why is this man eating my cookies?” she thought.Every time she took a cookie, the man took ……

parents. She got lost.Woman: What can I do for you?Man: You can join us.Woman: Sure. Can you tell me... daughter is so cute.Man: Thanks. Woman: Why does she sit on your shoulder?Man: She is very naughty ……

Hippo: Hey, no cameras! Get out of here!Man: I’m checking your teeth. Hippo: Really? Let me have a look.– 网友cwchenHippo: It looks delicious. Let me have a taste. Man: Oh, no. It’s my video recorder ……

meet and be really good friends.”“I agree with you completely,” the man replied.The woman continued...请为我们的幸运干杯吧。A WOMAN and a man were in a car accident. Both of their cars were totally destroyed ……

. She says hello every time we meet.2. Jack is a f_____ man. He is always telling jokes.4. Mr Smith...Across3. My sister is q_____. She doesn't talk much.4. I'm too s_____ to speak in front of a crowd ……

. Man: Oh, boy! I’m really nervous ... What’s the next puzzle I will be asked by the judges?Bird...! Look at this lady! She’s so fascinating (迷人的)!Bird: Nothing special, man! In my eyes, she’s only an ……

with everything,” he said. “She really is great.” By Ellie Buchdahl, 21st Century Teens staff... (妻管严的)” man. According to the Daily Mail, 25-year-old Mike Jeffries’ fiancée (未婚妻) limits the time ……

-aged woman. The strange thing was that she had been living with a man she had never loved, for more... was saying.She had been married to a man 10 years older than she, when she was only 15 years old. She didn ……

Is She Really Going Out With Him?Sugar RaySugar RayPretty women out walking with gorillas down my... that I used to knowShe's married now, or engaged, or something, so I am toldIs she really going out ……

Valdes. So she called 911 for help and hid in her bedroom.In a minute, the man was in her house. “I...) the man. The man was a thief. Valdes really helped the police in catching him.But Valdes doesn ……

Are you stupid?ONE day a teacher asked his new class. "Does anyone think he or she is foolish (愚蠢的)? Please stand up." After a minute or so, a young man stood up. "Well, hello there, Sir. So you ……

NaChinese tennis player Li Na is trying to hit a ball. She is wearing a blue cap and has a ponytail (马尾辫). She has tanned (晒黑的) skin. She is really concentrating (专注).KakaThis is Kaka, a Brazilian (巴西 ……