Q: What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?A: A teapot (茶壶). ……

Q: Why is the math book so unhappy?A: Because it's full of problems. ……

Q: What are two things you can't have for lunch?A: Breakfast and dinner. ……

Q: Why is the library the highest building? A: It has the most stories (层). ……

Q: Why are frogs so happy? A: They eat whatever bugs them. Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A: A waist of time. Q: Why was the guy looking for fast food on his friend?A: Because his ……

Q: How did Elsa lose her kite?A: She let it go. Q: How did Elsa lose her kite?A: She let it go. Q: Why wasn’t the moon hungry? A: Because it was full.         ……

Q: What three sports make up thetriathlon(铁人三项)?A: Swimming,cycling(自行车) and running. ……

Q: Do people light the Olympictorch(火炬) with a match?A: No. They use amirror(镜子). The mirrorreflects(反射) sunlight on to the torch and light it. ……

Q: How long does a country'snational anthem (国歌) play at the Olympic Games?A: 80seconds(秒) at most. ……

Q: When did women first take part in the Olympics?A: In the 1900 games in Paris, France. ……

Q: How long can the Games go on at most?A: The Olympic Games can go on 16 days. ……

Q: Is the Olympic gold medalpure(纯的) gold?A: No. It is made ofsilver(银) with a thincoat(层) of gold. ……

Q: Why do birds fly south (向南方) for the winter?A: Because it's too far to walk! ……

Q: What part of your body has the thinnest skin? A. Lips. B. Cheeks (脸颊).C. Eyelids (眼睑). ……

Q: Which country has both lions and tigers in the wild (野外)? A. Brazil (巴西).B. India.C. South Africa. ……