A PANDA bear walks into a bar and orders something for lunch.When he finishes, he gets up to leave. Suddenly, the panda pulls a gun out of hisfur(皮毛) and shoots the bar to pieces. He then heads ……

.The discovery in Shaanxi Province was quite unusual since the panda is an elusive creature and scientists have often had to depend on paw tracks and excrement to approximate the panda population ……

better care of them. The tags tell a panda's family and age. Scientists can easily know where each panda is after it goes back into thewild(野外). China now has 163 pandas in zoos and about 1,590 ……

policemen. It was perfect for two wheels. The streets were filled with so many bicycles that the bicycle was as much a symbol of China as the giant panda.Now it is under threat as the city's network ……

反应) to any food poisoning within 17 hours, sooner than with other testing methods.Panda droppings for salePANDAS are so rare, even theirdroppings(粪便) are valuable. A zoo in Thailand is using panda ……

看我们怎样变废为宝Look at these panda cards. Aren't they cute? They're made of pandamuck(粪便). Still want one? The Chengdu panda center will soon be making cards like this. Do they smell bad? No. After some ……

, Pere Armand David, told the West about pandas. On a trip to south China in 1869, he saw a panda skin... Roosevelt, came to China to hunt pandas. They killed a panda in 1929.In the 1930s, the West wanted live ……

美猴王、大熊猫、藏羚羊一起PK。谁能成为北京奥运会的吉祥物？PANDA vs. monkey, tiger vs. rabbit? Is this an animal competition... King", Panda and Tibetan Antelope (藏羚羊). Others are the South China Tiger and the Rabbit."The mascot ……

, advertisements and the phone book cover.Now the city is saying farewell to Hua Mei, the first US-born panda...-year loan, any offspring will be sent to China after turning 3.Panda fans who've followed Hua Mei ……

for a five- year-old girl. But, then, Hua Mei is different.Hua Mei is China's first panda... to the San Diego Zoo for a 12-year science programme.The Giant panda is one of the most popular animals ……

for a five- year-old girl. But, then, Hua Mei is different.Hua Mei is China's first panda... to the San Diego Zoo for a 12-year science programme.The Giant panda is one of the most popular animals ……

PANDA brand cigarettes are often difficult for average people to get. Pandas can cost more than 80....The Panda demand could have something to do with Deng Xiaoping, the heavy smoking architect of China ……

in order to give birth. Giant panda Binbin became the latest animal to make this special journey when he... hard to stop the animals dying out. These efforts have seen panda numbers in China rise by 40 per ……

successful," says Li Guanghan, a researcher at the Panda Research and Breeding Base in Chengdu....The panda research centre has bred 39 pandas since 1987 and has lent two pandas to the Atlanta ……

as the "panda of the sea". Experts believe it is 140 million years old. Today the fish faces possibleextinction ……