Teacher: Find Australia on the map for me, Johnny.Johnny: It’s there, sir.Teacher: That’s right. Now Sammy, who discovered (发现) Australia?Sammy: Johnny, sir. ……

Tommy: "How is your little brother, Johnny?"Johnny: "He is ill in bed. He hurt himself."Tommy: "That's too bad. How did it happen?"Johnny: "We played who couldlean(靠) furthest out of the window ……

Tommy: "How is your little brother, Johnny?"Johnny: "He is ill in bed. He hurt himself."Tommy: "That's too bad. How did it happen?"Johnny: "We played who couldlean(靠) furthest out of the window ……

JOHNNY lives with his parents in a small town.One day there is a bad earthquake (地震) near the town... to other towns."We must send Johnny to a safe place," Johnny’s mother says. "We’ll send him to my brother ……

whoever stands up is stupid!(Johnny stands up)Teacher: Johnny, do you really think that you are stupid?Johnny: No, teacher. I just thought that maybe you are lonely being the only one standing.Tasty ……

LITTLE Johnny was in the bathtub(澡盆). His mom was washing his hair. She says to him, "Wow, your hair is growing so fast! You need a haircut again."Little Johnny says, "Maybe you should stop watering ……

LITTLE Johnny is in thebath tub(澡盆). His mom is washing his hair. She says to him, "Wow, your hair is growing so fast! You need a haircut again."Little Johnny says, "Maybe you should stop watering ……

“IT''S no use, Mom,” said Johnny. “I''m just no good at dancing.”“You''ve got to keep trying. Tonight will be different, dear. Try a turn with that pretty Lisette.”Johnny sighed (叹气). Every Saturday ……

Ding, dong, bell, Pussy's in the well. Who put her in? Little Johnny Green. Who pulled her out? Little Tommy Stout. ……

He wonTommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?Johnny: We played “Who could lean (倾斜) furthest out ……

LITTLE Johnny came downstairs with tears in his eyes. “What’s the matter now?” asked his mother. “Dad was hanging pictures, and had just hit his thumb (拇指) with a hammer (锤子),” said Johnny through ……

It’s JohnnyTeacher: Find Australia on the map for me, Johnny.Johnny: It’s there, sir.Teacher: That’s right. Now Sammy, answer my question: who discovered (发现) Australia?Sammy: Johnny, sir.Which ……

LITTLE Johnny’s summer vacation was over and he had gone back to school. Two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving (行为不当). “Wait a minute,” Johnny’s mom said ……

How to ask Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the toilet (厕所)? Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the toilet? Johnny: But I asked first!Reason for being late Teacher: Why are you late? Student ……

“我不得不救他啊!”词数 105 建议阅读时间 4分钟JOHNNY was a very naughty (淘气的) boy. His mother always hoped that he would behave (表现) better. Then one day, Johnny’s teacher called his mother on the phone and said: “Did ……