version, an angry Sir Alan Sugar is deciding whom to fire after a team fail at a task.Sir Alan Sugar: I have got to fire someone, although quite frankly I'd like to get rid of the three of you. Tell me why ……

to the store for five kilograms (千克) of potatoes.Boy: Where’s the shopping bag?Mom: I haven’t got one. Use your hat.Where am I?AN Englishman lost his way while he was driving in the countryside (乡村 ……

Football dreamMike: Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream....Mom: But why should he hit you?Son: I was wearing it when he lost it. ……

他不抽烟不去酒吧，真是个好孩子！词数 90 建议阅读时间 4分钟 A MAN and a woman are talking on the bus:"Have you got any children,Madam(夫人)?""Yes, Sir. I have one boy.""Is he a good boy?""A very good boy.""Does your sonsmoke(抽烟 ……

Bring me the winnerMan: Waiter, this lobster (龙虾) has only one claw (爪子).Waiter: I'm sorry, sir... to school so late?Bill: Someone lost $10.Teacher: Oh, I?see, you helped him find the money.Bill: No, I ……

day.Tom: I am sorry, sir. But I won’t be late tomorrow.Teacher: Nice to hear that. But can you tell me why?Tom: Because it’s Saturday tomorrow.Where am I?An Englishman lost his way (迷路)while he ……

my pot, I will fire (开除) him!” “Is something lost (丢失了) if you know where it is?” asks Jim.“Of course (当然),” says the captain.“Then your coffee pot isn’t lost, sir, because I know where it is,” says ……

my pot, I will fire (开除) him!” “Is something lost if you know where it is?” asks Jim.“Of course not,” says the captain.“Then your coffee pot isn’t lost, sir, because I know where it is,” says Jim ……

I did my bestStudent: Sir, I did the best I could on this test. I really don't think I deserve (该得) a zero.Teacher: Neither do I. But that's the lowest grade I could give.JOKEPIERTake the spoon ……

they meant, we quickly got lost in Miami Palmetto Middle School. In the first couple of classes... asecurity guard(保安). I went up to a green-shirted man and asked, "Excuse me, sir?"Ifaintly(模糊 ……

Buddy, you gotta be kiddin' meHey, taxi driver! How much to take me to the station?"Five dollars, sir.""And how much for my suitcase?""No charge for the suitcase, sir.""Ok. Take the case and I'll ……

A GROUP of women got on a bus, but all the seats were taken. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep. Fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged (轻推) him and said: “Wake up, sir!”“I wasn ……

son calling): The smartest (最聪明的) man in the world.Little boy: I am sorry. I got the wrong number.I... important.John: I know, sir. But I must have something right on my paper.We don’t live hereSalesman (销售 ……

Wake up, Sir!WHEN a group of women got on the bus, every seat was already taken. The conductor (售票... and said: "Wake up, sir!""I wasn't asleep," the man answered."Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed ……

or a girl? B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter. A: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her... running?A lost dollar billTeacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost (丢失) 10 yuan ……