Pretty ugly1A: Andy says I am pretty, and John says I am ugly. What do you think of me?B: I think you are pretty ugly.JOKEPIERNot allowed2Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dog. Doctor ……

.” The doctor said: “I know that. Adam is my name.”...Dog that can do mathLucy: Why did the dog’s owner think his dog was a great mathematician (数学 ……

. Do you need to see a doctor?Elephant: Yes.北京市朝阳区日坛小学东恒校区五(2)班 杨子轩 Dog: I am a dog. I can help...).Dog: Good idea! 江苏省南京市扬子第四小学五(4)班 毕劲 指导老师 胡玉霞Elephant: Let’s have a race!Dog: But I am too tired. I ……

?Doctor: Sure. But for $200, I use duller (更钝的) knives.---------------------------------------Lady: I'd like to buy a sweater for my dog.Clerk: What size?Lady: I have no idea.Clerk: Well, why don't you ……

dog in the world. Am I that ugly? 21ST...世界上最丑的狗。MY name is Rascal. This year I took part in the World’s Ugliest Dog Contest in the US ……

1 Without it, I am dead. If I am not this, then I am behind. What am I? 2 This can clap without any hands. What is it? 3 What can you break without touching?4 What do you call a dog on the beach ……

, and a talk show host. He brought so much fun to many people. I am sad that he passed away. His...真正的漫威英雄Stan Lee has left us. I learned about him from the superhero movie Spider-Man. After that, I ……

before March 19. Have a go!1. Dog: Hey, woman. What are you doing?Woman: I am practicing skipping. Dog.... Woman:You are really good at it.Dog: Thanks!2. Dog: You look nervous. What’s up?Woman: I am practicing ……

Man: I had an operation (手术). And the doctor left a sponge (海绵) in me. Woman: That’s terrible. Got any pain?Man: No, but I am always thirsty (渴的). 21ST ……

我有那么丑吗？My name is Rascal. I’m a Chinese crested dog (中国冠毛犬). This year, I took part in the World’s Ugliest3 Dog Contest in the US. I won first place. But I’m not happy about that. I’m the ugliest dog ……

叼网球最多的狗。I AM Augie. I’m a dog in the US. I have a big mouth. I can hold five tennis balls in my mouth at one time. It’s the world record. I am very proud of myself. 21st ……

will not feed (喂) you! The dog: Sorry, but I have no strength (力气) to talk to you. I didn’t eat anything today. – Liu Xin (刘信) of ShanghaiThe boy: Why is there a collar (颈圈) on your neck?The dog: Because I ……

offered the owner US$50 for the dog, but the old man refused. "I couldna' part with Jock," he said. Just... that dog!" he cried. "Na, na!" said the old man. "I said I couldna' part with him. England's not that far ……

time with her dog.  PROVIDED TO TEENS摔断脚后，意外掌握拐杖的多种使用技巧。摔断脚后，意外掌握拐杖的多种使用技巧。I broke my foot... have to walk on crutches (拐杖). I went to a doctor who took some X-rays, which showed a crack (裂缝) in my ……

L = the dog on the left; R = the dog on the right L: Hey, what are you doing?R: Oh, I am surfing...鬼). What are you afraid of?L: I...I...I am afraid of the shark (鲨鱼) behind you!R: What? Why didn’t you say ……