会“魔法”的女士Wow, this lady can use magic! She walks on air. Let’s meet her. Her name is Regina Silveira. ……

Man 1: After buying this new hearing aid (助听器), I can hear something from two blocks away. Man 2: How much is it? Man 1: The time is three past ten.JOKEPIER ……

. floating（一）1. debts   2. applicants   3. floating4. to pilot   5 ……

How did the man persuade (说服) people to let him stay in the little town? ________________________________________________________ ……

the floor. The nearest wall was 3.3 meters away.How did the man hang himself?He was standing on a block...Answer:A MAN walked into a large room and discovered that a man had committed suicide (自杀 ……

A man is at thedentist's(牙医). After his tooth ispulled(拔), the man asks the dentist how much he has to pay.Dentist: $5.Man: $5? You said it was only $1!Dentist: Yes. But your cries scared away four ……

A man goes to thedentist's(牙医). After the dentistpulls(拔) out his tooth, the man asks the dentist how much he has to pay.Dentist: $5.Man: $5? You said it was only $1!Dentist: Yes. But your ……

? But there is no water on the ground. How does the man break the window?...There is a jewelry shop (珠宝店) on Flora Street. A man stands far away and breaks the shop’s window ……

My new sonOld man: May I sit here?Young man: No, you can’t. The seat is for my sister.Old man: Where is your sister?Young man: Eh … there (points to a girl). She is my sister.Old man: Really? Then I ……

Forgetful manAN absent-minded (心不在焉的) man went to see a doctor."My trouble is," he said, "that I keep forgetting things.""How long has this been going on?" asked the doctor. "How long has what been ……

听两遍,选择正确答案。1. The waiter refused to serve the man a drink because _____.A. the man was already drunk B. the man didn’t ask politely C. the waiter was just going to leave2. How did the man feel when ……

. It’s a lucky one. It will bring you good luck.Man: How’s that?Kid: I won a football game with my friends wearing the shoes.Man: Really? How did the shoe help you win the game?Kid: I threw ……

the parrots to the man and asked him to choose one. The man asked, “How much is the yellow one... how to write and use a telephone.”“What about the red one?” the man asked. The assistant said ……

A GUY walks into a coffee shop and asks the waitress: “How much is a coffee?”“Coffee is $3,” the waitress says. “How much is a refill (续杯)?” the man asks. “Free!” says the waitress. “Then I’ll take ……

The man: You didn’t brush your teeth this morning.The lion: How did you know that?The man: I smell garlic (大蒜).– Ye Baihe of Xi’an, Shaanxi The lion: You look worried, master.The man: Where can I ……