Teacher: What is the plural (复数) of mouse?Pupil: Mice.Teacher: Good, now what's the plural of baby?Pupil: Twins! ……

in their homework.Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil A: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing machine.Pupil B: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy ……

Teacher: Why does a train run faster than a car?Pupil: Because it has morewheels(轮子) than a car. ……

Teacher: Name four members of the cat family (猫科动物).Pupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens! ……

Teacher: Which is further (更远) away, Australia or the moon?Pupil: Australia, of course. You can see the moon at night! ……

Fight for youTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I lost it fighting the kid who said you weren....Pupil: I tried, but there was someone already there! ……

Teacher: Can you tell me anything about the greatscientists(科学家) of the 18th century?Pupil: Yes, sir, I can. They are alldead(死的). ……

ConfusionHistory teacher: Where was the Declaration of Independence (独立宣言) signed?Pupil... of eight?Pupil: Up and down or across?Teacher: What do you mean?Pupil: Well, up and down makes 3 ……

Learn Thank goodnessTeacher:This is the third time I've had totellyouoff(批评) this week. What have you got to say about that?Pupil:Thank goodness(谢天谢地) it's Friday! ……

Teacher: What happens when there is an eclipse (日食) of the sun?Pupil: Many people go out into streets to look at it.---------------------------------------本期笑话由山东梁山石继忠提供 ……

Father: You know, Tom, when Lincoln was your age, he was the best pupil in his class. Tom: Yes, Father. I know that. But when he was your age, he was president of the US. ……

Father: Tom, when Lincoln was your age, he was the best pupil in his class.Tom: Yes, Father. But when he was your age, he was president of the US. ……

Teacher: How much is half of 8?Pupil: Up and down or across?Teacher: What do you mean?Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!8的一半老师：8的一半是多少？学生：上下分？还是横着分？老师：什么意思啊？学生：是这 ……

Yes and noTeacher: Are you good at math?Pupil: Yes and noTeacher: What do you mean?Pupil: Yes, I’m no good at math!Wonderful brainStudent: The brain (大脑) is a wonderful thing.Teacher: Why do you say ……

Plural of babyTeacher: What is the plural (复数) of boy?Pupil: Boys.Teacher: Good, now what’s the plural of baby?Pupil: Twins (双胞胎).He is really somebodyMike: My uncle has 1,000 men under him.Jack: He ……