Son: Daddy, I want to watch TV.Dad: Noelectricity(电) tonight.Son: Let's watch TV with a candle. ……

A very strange animalFather: "What has two heads, six legs and atail(尾巴)?"Son: "A man on a horse."What a stupid boy!Son: Daddy, I want to watch TV.Father: There's noelectricity(电) tonight.Son ……

“Do weight lifting with me, son!”“儿子，跟爸爸练举重！”“Do jumping rope with me, son!”“儿子，跟爸爸练跳绳！”“Do gymnastics with me, son!”“儿子，跟爸爸练体操！”“Exercise1 your arms with me, son!”“儿子，跟爸爸练臂力！”“Son, look how strong2 ……

Watching TVSon: Daddy, I want to watch TV.Dad: There’s no electricity (电) tonight.Son: Let’s watch TV with a candle.Watching TVSon: Daddy, I want to watch TV.Dad: There&rsquo ……

and shorter at the back, please,” says the dad to the barber.“Let me go,” the son sobs.“请您前面留长点儿，后面剪短点儿。”爸爸对理发师说。“让我下来。”儿子哭着说。2 “Don’t cry, son. Look at daddy.” Both the barber and the son turn to look at him ……

go,” the son sobs2. “请您前面留长点儿，后面剪短点儿。”爸爸对理发师说。“让我下来。”儿子哭着说。2.“Don’t cry, son, look at daddy.” Both3 the barber and the son turn to look at him. “乖儿子，别哭了，看爸爸给你露一手。”理发师和儿子都回过去看他。3.“That’s cool, Daddy ……

: No, teacher. It’s the same dog.Could I marry your mother?Son: Daddy, I want to get married (结婚).Dad: Oh! Who...Is ink expensive?Son: Is ink (墨水) expensive, Dad?Dad: Why? No, what makes you think so?Son: Well, I ……

broke (打破) your favorite vase (花瓶), what would you do?Mom: I would beat (打) him.Son: (shout at his dad) Daddy, please get ready. Mom’s going to beat you!Fresh milkMan: I want to know if the milk ……

told his mother, "Mommy, I have to piss (撒尿)."The mother said, "Son, don't say piss in church. Next..., "Daddy, I have to whisper."The father said: "OK. Here, whisper in my ear." ……

“Get up, Son! It’s time for school!”“I’m feeling miserable1, Dad! I must be sick!”“起床了，儿子！该去上学了！”“我不舒服，爸爸！我肯定是病了！”“Then you should have a good rest2 at home, Son. Let Daddy make something fun for you ……

Son: Daddy, do you have somepainkillers?Dad: What's wrong with you, sweetie?Son: Nothing. I'm afraid you will get aheadachewhen you see my school report.止痛片儿子：爸爸，你有止痛片吗？爸爸：宝贝儿，你怎么了？儿子：我到没什么，我就 ……

’s struggling to fit back in with her family — scientist husband John and their “son” Ethan, an... two episodes (the series premiered on July 9), what drives Extant isn’t the who’s-the-daddy mystery ……

asleep, Son?" asked the father. "No, Daddy. Why?" replied the boy. "Here''s the money you asked for earlier," the father said."Thanks, Daddy!" his son cried out, while putting his hand under his pillow ……

son into conversation, the father persisted and said, "Well, did you learn about any numbers, study... and said, "Daddy, didn't you go to school when you were a little boy?"Catch this!Goalkeeper (守门员): I can ……

: “This card belongs to a man who can run ten miles an hour. I shall not come back.”Mummy2Son: Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? Father: No. Why do you ask?Son: Well, where did you get Mummy (木乃 ……