Guest: Why is your dog watching me eat?Jonny: Because you are using his plate. ……

If I know what love is,It is because of you.AnonymousAnonymousI only wish to be the fountain of loveFrom which you drink,Every drop promising eternal passionAnonymousAnonymous ……

Guest(客人): Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?Jonny: Because you areusing(用) his plate. ……

If you are humble, nothing will touch you, neither praise nor disgrace, because you know what you are.By Mother Teresa (Nobel Peace Prize winner in 1979, 1910 – 1997) ……

HAVE you ever been locked out because you forgot to bring your keys? It turns out that this happens more to men than women in the US. Do you think it is the same in China? ……

Getting locked outHAVE you ever been locked out because you forgot to bring your keys? It turns out that this happens more to men than women in the US. Do you think this is the same in China? ……

Men forget their keysHAVE you ever been locked out because you forgot to bring your keys? It turns out that this happens more to men than women in the US. Do you think this is the same in China? ……

1. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?2. What did the spider do on the computer?Key: 1. Because you never see rabbits with glasses on. 2. Made a website. ……

1. What did the spider do on the computer?2. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?Answer:1. Make a website2. Because you never see rabbits wear glasses. ……

Fill in the blanks. Make them into music instruments.Key:1. Heat, because you can catch a cold. 2. A mushroom. 3. There is a fan (球迷；扇子) in every seat. ……

appear to be mysterious to those who don’t know you very well because you don’t often reveal your feelings.D: You are an active person. You never worry about problems because you’re sure a solution ……

).AnalysisAnalysisA: You get jealous (嫉妒的) easily because you think about others too much. B... because you’re happy with your own life.A: You get jealous (嫉妒的) easily because you think about ……

Son: Mom, why do you have gray hairs (白头发)?Mom: It’s because of you, my child. Every naughty thing you do will turn one of my hairs gray!Son: Now I know why grandma has so many gray hairs. ……

DO you check your smartphone every now and then, not because you feel the vibration (振动) of an incoming message or get a phone call, but rather because you can’t help yourself? If you do, you ……

When she grows upNeighbour: What does your little girl want to be when she grows up?Mother: An old lady (女士)!Ring the bellTeacher: Kevin, why are you always late?Kevin: Because you always ring ……